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Bigfoot Caught on Tape...ARRESTED

Bigfoot Caught on Tape...ARRESTED
Dr. Lauren White, Sasquatch Advocate, abandoned the mission after a series of misunderstood compliments.

AMAZING VIDEO OF TROUBLED BIGFOOT AT THE END OF THIS BLOG.

The Sasquatch Assimilation Society (S.A.S.) suffered another major setback as Dr. Lauren White opted to return to her offices in Berkeley, California after a little cultural mix up. Very uptight.

More devastating to our noble goal of complete Sasquatch integration was a massive show of force and oppression by the Lewis and Clark County Sheriff's Department.


S.A.S. now labels L&C Sheriff, Leo Dutton, as the most antisasquatchist public figure in America. We are calling for a complete boycott of the Sheriff Department's services. So, Montanans, this is going to be tough for the next little while but this means no driving after boozing (this includes mornings and backroads), no speeding, no cattle rustling and no freelance "dispensaries" until this oppression of the Sasquatch has ended. Let's put Sheriff Dutton out of business.


On the other hand, the true good guys in this situation, the men willing to go out on a limb for justice, the heroes: BAD BOY BAIL BONDS. John Willoughby and his company were willing to go out on a limb and bail Skitch out. This recognition of Skitch's humanity is a historical first, and what does more to define one as a man than being bailed out of jail?

If you're not up to speed on our groundbreaking mission, please review our efforts up to this point prior to watching this disturbing video.

1. BIGFOOT FOUND: Our Manifesto


2. MT HELENA SASQUATCH WANTS IN

3. HACKERS SABOTAGE S.A.S.


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